Random Crap

Aug 06

I’m trying to prove a point that there is a fan base for a solo Black Widow movie. Please reblog if you’d watch it.

(Source: itsdoctorreid, via tbridge)

Mar 09

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Sep 07

The movie that hit me right at that sweet spot of my adolescence in which it defined everything about me as a human being to this day.

The movie that hit me right at that sweet spot of my adolescence in which it defined everything about me as a human being to this day.

1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.

2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.

5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’.

8. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

9. Don’t dumb it down.

10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.

11. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack.

12. Never park in front of a bar.

13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.

14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend.

15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.

16. A suntan is earned, not bought.

17. Never lie to your doctor.

18. All guns are loaded.

19. Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.

20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.

21. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year.

22. Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good.

23. A handshake beats an autograph.

24. Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out.

25. If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.

26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

27. Never get your hair cut the day of a special event.

28. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.

29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.

30. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.

31. Eat lunch with the new kids.

32. When traveling, keep your wits about you.

33. It’s never too late for an apology.

34. Don’t pose with booze.

35. If you have the right of way, take it.

36. You don’t get to choose your own nickname.

37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.

38. Never push someone off a dock.

39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she’s pregnant.

40. It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry; live up to it.

41. Don’t make a scene.

42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best.

43. Know when to ignore the camera.

44. Never gloat.

45. Invest in good luggage.

46. Make time for your mom on your birthday. It’s her special day, too.

47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.

48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp.

49. Give credit. Take blame.

50. Suck it up every now and again.

51. Never be the last one in the pool.

52. Don’t stare.

53. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally.

54. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.

55. If you’ve made your point, stop talking.

56. Admit it when you’re wrong.

57. If you offer to help don’t quit until the job is done.

58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

59. Thank the bus driver.

60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

61. Forgive yourself for your mistakes.

62. Know at least one good joke.

63. Don’t boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.

64. Know how to cook one good meal.

65. Learn to drive a stick shift.

66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime.

67. It’s okay to go to the movies by yourself.

68. Dance with your mother/father.

69. Don’t lose your cool. Especially at work.

70. Always thank the host.

71. If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late.

72. Know the size of your boy/girlfriend’s clothes.

73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt.

74. Be a good listener. Don’t just wait for your turn to talk.

75. Keep your word.

76. In college, always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately.

77. Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months.

78. Be patient with airport security. They’re just doing their jobs.

79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

81. You are what you do, not what you say.

82. Learn to change a tire.

83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them.

84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it.

85. Don’t litter.

86. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.

87. You won’t always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest.

88. Never call someone before 9am or after 9pm.

89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.

90. Make the little things count.

91. Always wear a bra at work.

92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it.

93. You’re never too old to need your mom.

94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill.

95. Know the words to your national anthem.

96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun then sitting on the bench alone.

97. Smile at strangers.

98. Make goals.

99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

” —

a high school teacher’s list of 100 wisest words (via mar-rs)

Good advice.

(via catbattles)

(via catbattles)

Sep 18

scissorsandthread:

Doily Design Chair | Road Kill Rescue
I’m surprised I’ve never had a car accident on road side pick up days. I’m always scanning the road for perfect pieces and the feeling of sadness when I see something perfect but can’t get it. I don’t think work would understand me being late because I stopped in rush hour traffic to pick up a gorgeous little side table! But anyway, I digress. If you see something perfect but it looks a little worse for wear, don’t stress - as long as it’s only cosmetic and not structural, you can change the look with some elbow grease and paint. What I love about this DIY is that the original wood grain still shows through with the lace doily pattern. You could even do this with a dining table or coffee table.

scissorsandthread:

Doily Design Chair | Road Kill Rescue

I’m surprised I’ve never had a car accident on road side pick up days. I’m always scanning the road for perfect pieces and the feeling of sadness when I see something perfect but can’t get it. I don’t think work would understand me being late because I stopped in rush hour traffic to pick up a gorgeous little side table! But anyway, I digress. If you see something perfect but it looks a little worse for wear, don’t stress - as long as it’s only cosmetic and not structural, you can change the look with some elbow grease and paint. What I love about this DIY is that the original wood grain still shows through with the lace doily pattern. You could even do this with a dining table or coffee table.

Apr 30

scissorsandthread:

Industrial Style Lamp | IKEA Hackers
It amazes me some people’s creativity and their ability to look at something like a mirror frame, old candlestick and a tin and think - hey that would make a great lamp! It seems quite easy to use and would look amazing turned on! Something like this would cost so much if you bought it vintage (or even brand new) but with the few items you need to make it you can have the style at a fraction of the cost!

scissorsandthread:

Industrial Style Lamp | IKEA Hackers

It amazes me some people’s creativity and their ability to look at something like a mirror frame, old candlestick and a tin and think - hey that would make a great lamp! It seems quite easy to use and would look amazing turned on! Something like this would cost so much if you bought it vintage (or even brand new) but with the few items you need to make it you can have the style at a fraction of the cost!

Apr 19

yayaa:

(via Yaya Elizabeth / Pinterest)
Wish I was there. Right now. Forever.

yayaa:

(via Yaya Elizabeth / Pinterest)

Wish I was there. Right now. Forever.

Dec 04

scissorsandthread:

DIY Terrarium | Intimate Weddings
What takes a terrarium from something pretty to something adorable? A tiny little man! This reminds me of the gorgeous art of Erin Tyner. If you’re wondering where you can get your hands on a tiny person for your own terrarium, well the answer is: a toy train store! I did a quick check on ebay and you can even get little people sitting on seats - that would be awesome! This DIY is from Intimate Weddings - they suggest making them for centrepieces - perfect!

scissorsandthread:

DIY Terrarium | Intimate Weddings

What takes a terrarium from something pretty to something adorable? A tiny little man! This reminds me of the gorgeous art of Erin Tyner. If you’re wondering where you can get your hands on a tiny person for your own terrarium, well the answer is: a toy train store! I did a quick check on ebay and you can even get little people sitting on seats - that would be awesome! This DIY is from Intimate Weddings - they suggest making them for centrepieces - perfect!

Nov 20

whiskeyandwine:

our little nook in the back yard could use something like this :)

whiskeyandwine:

our little nook in the back yard could use something like this :)

(via sweater-weathered)

Nov 15

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